1000th Episode
EPTracklist 30:56
| 1 | Ceiling-Mounted Screens Playing Clips From Years Ago | 5:56 | |
| 2 | Every Character, Every Storyline, All at Once, Forever | 5:16 | |
| 3 | Marathon Reruns at an Unwatchable Hour | 3:55 | |
| 4 | Required Viewing But Nobody Knows Why | 6:08 | |
| 5 | Why Do I Feel Like I Was Supposed to Stop Watching This Years Ago | 5:59 | |
| 6 | Finale Aired But the Show Kept Going Anyway (A Looping Clip of an Empty Studio) | 3:40 |