77 Myths of Venerable Magik
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| 1 | I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt Cara Neir | 1:54 | |
| 2 | Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM) Cara Neir | 1:31 | |
| 3 | How to Get Signed Cara Neir | 0:57 | |
| 4 | Social Media Death Metal Cara Neir | 2:58 | |
| 5 | I’m Pretty Cool Myself Cara Neir | 0:27 | |
| 6 | Jump the Heck Up Cara Neir | 1:45 | |
| 7 | Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival Cara Neir | 0:45 | |
| 8 | Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers Cara Neir | 3:26 | |
| 9 | Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night Infernal Legions of Mordor | 1:09 | |
| 10 | My Elf Ears Melted in My Car Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 11 | Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art Infernal Legions of Mordor | 2:22 | |
| 12 | At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 13 | Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 14 | Don’t Tempt Me Frodo! Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 15 | Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:34 | |
| 16 | Venom Enema Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 17 | The Frozen One Awaits Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 18 | Beefcakes Without Borders Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 19 | Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 20 | The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:08 | |
| 21 | Mamma’s Selling a Line 6 Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 22 | Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 23 | The Gate of No Return Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 24 | The Noise Gate of No Return Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 25 | My Former Life as a Poser Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 26 | Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 27 | Diesel Boner Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 28 | Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal?? Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 29 | Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:21 | |
| 30 | How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 31 | Freebasing Cringe Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 32 | I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:07 | |
| 33 | Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:12 | |
| 34 | Catfishing Viper Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 35 | Cognitive Ball Therapy Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 36 | Researching the Legality of Cannibalism Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:07 | |
| 37 | Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 38 | Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:12 | |
| 39 | Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:09 | |
| 40 | Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?” Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:09 | |
| 41 | Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 42 | Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest Infernal Legions of Mordor | 2:10 | |
| 43 | Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically) Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 44 | Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021 Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 45 | Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2) Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:10 | |
| 46 | Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:11 | |
| 47 | The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 48 | Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:07 | |
| 49 | And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 50 | Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 51 | Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 52 | You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 53 | Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E) Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 54 | Ancient Sword of the Meth King Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 55 | I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 56 | Successfully Cyberbullied a Child Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 57 | Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker Infernal Legions of Mordor | 1:33 | |
| 58 | Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)? Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 59 | Aerosmith by Choice Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:02 | |
| 60 | Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:10 | |
| 61 | That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 62 | Jackhammer Dildo Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 63 | Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:08 | |
| 64 | An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:02 | |
| 65 | Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?) Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:07 | |
| 66 | Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 67 | Larry Is Bald Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:04 | |
| 68 | Cum Ghost Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 69 | The House That Beef Built Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:03 | |
| 70 | Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 71 | Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:06 | |
| 72 | A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:05 | |
| 73 | I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:07 | |
| 74 | A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop” Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:11 | |
| 75 | Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:10 | |
| 76 | If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook Infernal Legions of Mordor | 0:26 | |
| 77 | Eno-Pilled Infernal Legions of Mordor | 1:09 |