77 Myths of Venerable Magik

77 Myths of Venerable Magik

Cara Neir / Infernal Legions of Mordor

Album
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Tracklist 29:43

1 I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt Cara Neir 1:54
2 Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM) Cara Neir 1:31
3 How to Get Signed Cara Neir 0:57
4 Social Media Death Metal Cara Neir 2:58
5 I’m Pretty Cool Myself Cara Neir 0:27
6 Jump the Heck Up Cara Neir 1:45
7 Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival Cara Neir 0:45
8 Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers Cara Neir 3:26
9 Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night Infernal Legions of Mordor 1:09
10 My Elf Ears Melted in My Car Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
11 Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art Infernal Legions of Mordor 2:22
12 At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
13 Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
14 Don’t Tempt Me Frodo! Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
15 Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:34
16 Venom Enema Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
17 The Frozen One Awaits Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
18 Beefcakes Without Borders Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
19 Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
20 The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:08
21 Mamma’s Selling a Line 6 Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
22 Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
23 The Gate of No Return Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
24 The Noise Gate of No Return Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
25 My Former Life as a Poser Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
26 Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
27 Diesel Boner Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
28 Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal?? Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
29 Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:21
30 How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
31 Freebasing Cringe Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
32 I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:07
33 Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:12
34 Catfishing Viper Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
35 Cognitive Ball Therapy Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
36 Researching the Legality of Cannibalism Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:07
37 Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
38 Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:12
39 Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:09
40 Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?” Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:09
41 Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
42 Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest Infernal Legions of Mordor 2:10
43 Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically) Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
44 Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021 Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
45 Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2) Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:10
46 Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:11
47 The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
48 Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:07
49 And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
50 Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
51 Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
52 You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
53 Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E) Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
54 Ancient Sword of the Meth King Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
55 I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
56 Successfully Cyberbullied a Child Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
57 Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker Infernal Legions of Mordor 1:33
58 Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)? Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
59 Aerosmith by Choice Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:02
60 Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:10
61 That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
62 Jackhammer Dildo Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
63 Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:08
64 An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:02
65 Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?) Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:07
66 Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
67 Larry Is Bald Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:04
68 Cum Ghost Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
69 The House That Beef Built Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:03
70 Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
71 Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:06
72 A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:05
73 I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:07
74 A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop” Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:11
75 Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:10
76 If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook Infernal Legions of Mordor 0:26
77 Eno-Pilled Infernal Legions of Mordor 1:09