Greatest Hits

Album

Label Atlantic Release date 2008 Format 7×CD Country 🇺🇸 United States

Tracklist 325:36

CD 1

CD 2

1	Caught Me One Handed	2:06
2	Chatroom	2:32
3	Cheney’s Got a Gun	2:17
4	Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)	2:17
5	Clean the Catbox	2:03
6	Condom Song	3:47
7	Cows With Guns	2:48
8	Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep	2:37
9	Doin’ It Doggystyle	2:35
10	Dolly Parton’s Tits	1:56
11	Drivers on the Phone	2:28
12	Elmo’s Got a Gun	1:22
13	Fart in an Elevator	3:31
14	Feelin’ Boobies	1:14
15	For Those Who Bombed Iraq	1:59
16	Foreigners	1:17
17	Free as a Turd	2:10
18	Free Ballin’	2:33
19	Frosty the Pervert	2:26
20	Getting Fatter All the Time	1:56

CD 3

1	Ghosts in White Linen	1:16
2	Gilligans Island	0:58
3	Gimmie 12 Steps	2:41
4	Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck	2:25
5	Gropin’ in the Classroom	2:07
6	Hark! The Hair	0:57
7	Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas	1:50
8	Heavin’ on a Jet Plane	1:37
9	Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS	2:19
10	Hey You! Get Off of My House	2:53
11	Ho Ho Fucking Ho	2:37
12	Holy Shit, It’s Christmas	3:04
13	Homeless for the Holidays	2:52
14	I Am Santa Claus	3:23
15	I Can’t Ski Babe	2:29
16	I Fought the Lawn	1:30
17	I Let an Intern Go Down on Me	2:05
18	I Like Big Tits	2:52
19	I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand	2:58
20	I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are	2:26

CD 4

1	I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus	2:54
2	I Saw Her Leaning There	1:46
3	I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus	2:43
4	I Used to Rock & Roll All Night	2:20
5	I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas	2:11
6	I Want a Boob Job for Christmas	2:43
7	I Want My MP3	2:00
8	Ice Fish Baby	3:39
9	I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas	2:27
10	I’ll Never Shit Solid Again	3:17
11	I’m a Weight Watcher	1:43
12	Inflatable Woman	2:45
13	Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year	2:52
14	Itty Bitty Titties	3:39
15	Joy to the World	1:22
16	Kill the Wabbit	2:17
17	Kittycat Song	1:21
18	Leader of Iraq	1:36
19	Leroy the Redneck Reindeer	3:18
20	Little Hummer Girl	2:05

CD 5

1	Lots of Cleavage	1:14
2	Marijuanaville	4:02
3	Me and Mrs. Claus	2:20
4	Menopause Is Coming to Town	0:58
5	My Medication	1:20
6	O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads	1:26
7	Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy	1:48
8	One Turban, One Scott and One Queer	2:44
9	Pick My Nose Again	1:42
10	Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman	1:26
11	Please Don’t Wear That Thong	1:53
12	PMS	2:33
13	Police Stop My Car	1:59
14	Rare Funny Star Trek Parody	4:56
15	Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo	1:52
16	Rusty Chevrolet	2:38
17	Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town	1:10
18	School’s Out of Ammo	2:20
19	Sea Lion Eats Tonight	2:48
20	Space Station Oddity	2:24

CD 6

1	Stan Writes Santa	3:23
2	Strawberry Rehabs Forever	3:11
3	Suck on My Cock	2:14
4	Take a Whack on the U.S. Side	2:55
5	Taliban on the Run	2:41
6	The 12 Drugs of Christmas	3:21
7	The AOL Song	1:45
8	The Chimney Song	2:12
9	The Devil Went Down to Jamaica	2:42
10	The Girl With Emphysema	2:48
11	The Little Hooters Girl	1:53
12	The No Smoking Song	2:19
13	The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’	1:35
14	The Taliban Can	1:59
15	There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis	2:42
16	Tight Christmas	2:54
17	Toy Sack	2:34
18	Walk With an Erection	3:28
19	Walkin’ ’round in Women’s Underwear	1:53
20	Wappin’	1:42

CD 7

1	We Buy the Tampons	2:29
2	We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us	0:50
3	We’re a Ukrainian Band	1:46
4	What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?	3:08
5	When a Man Loves a Chicken	2:59
6	White Ford Bronco	1:55
7	White Pussy	1:16
8	White Trash Christmas	2:47
9	Who Put the Dick on the Snowman	1:06
10	Who Put the Stump	2:13
11	Will They Stay or Will They Go	1:32
12	Windows 95 Sucks	2:10
13	With Legs Wide Open	3:13
14	Wonderbra	3:30
15	Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!	2:30
16	You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas	3:57
17	You Chesty Thing	2:18
18	You Don’t Smell Like Flowers	1:42
19	You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling	1:12