| 1 |
Prologue
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1:04 |
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| 2 |
Begin With a Dribble, End With a Very Strong Downbeat Cue
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0:39 |
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| 3 |
Exploding Artery
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1:18 |
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| 4 |
Eruption
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0:46 |
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| 5 |
Erupting With Pus
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1:34 |
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| 6 |
Eruption of Pus
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1:14 |
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| 7 |
Eruption of Non Compliant Pus in the Plague of Mediocrity
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0:38 |
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| 8 |
Saliva Sprinkler
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1:47 |
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| 9 |
Raging Torrent
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1:29 |
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| 10 |
Non Compliant Raging Torrent
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0:54 |
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| 11 |
Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now)
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0:53 |
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| 12 |
Fluid-Filled Lung Sack
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0:59 |
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| 13 |
Unexpected Death
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0:43 |
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| 14 |
It Would Be Way Too Predictable If We Mentioned “Death” Again
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0:38 |
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| 15 |
Crank Up the “Bullshit” Knob to 10
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2:33 |
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| 16 |
Why Can’t I Shit?
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1:51 |
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| 17 |
Feel / Smell / Taste / Hear / Touch the Shit
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1:41 |
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| 18 |
It’s Shit!
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1:54 |
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| 19 |
Eat Shit… and Live!
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1:54 |
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| 20 |
“I Take My Hangovers Like a Real Man”
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2:21 |
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| 21 |
I Just Whaled on a Music Critic With a Baseball Bat
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1:52 |
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| 22 |
Take Me Seriously or I’ll Start Crying
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1:44 |
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| 23 |
“If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You”
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2:03 |
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| 24 |
The Pat Boone of “Impovised Music” Walks Among Us
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1:29 |
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| 25 |
“Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All the Time”
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1:54 |
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| 26 |
We’re Funny and If You Don’t Agree, You’re Stupid
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1:25 |
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| 27 |
Another Incredible Display of Physical Exertion
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1:30 |
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| 28 |
Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles
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1:57 |
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| 29 |
Pretending to Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough
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1:49 |
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| 30 |
Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage! Quick!
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3:00 |
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| 31 |
The More You Frown, the More I Smile
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1:55 |
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| 32 |
“How Does It Feel When Someone Does That to You?”
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2:10 |
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| 33 |
I Made a Phony “Tribute Album” to Make Fun of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (and It Worked!)
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1:31 |
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| 34 |
“You Aren’t Being Avantgarde in the Correct Way”
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1:45 |
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| 35 |
Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren’t Quite as Interesting as Mine
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2:14 |
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| 36 |
I Released 78.032 Different Compact Discs of Improvised Music Last Week (and Sold 14)
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1:54 |
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| 37 |
“Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things?”
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1:38 |
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| 38 |
“In 20 Years I’ll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You’re a Total Dick”
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1:47 |
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| 39 |
Quit Shrieking in My Ear
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1:47 |
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| 40 |
Surprising Ending
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0:04 |
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