The Complete Collection

Tracklist 793:23

CD 1

1	Fevered Egos	4:05
2	Easter	1:18
3	Gideons	1:05
4	People Suck	0:21
5	Pro Life	4:13
6	People Who Hate People	0:32
7	Non-Smokers	2:38
8	Gifts of Forgiveness	5:09
9	Purple Vein Dick Joke	0:29
10	Confession Time (Cops)	4:26
11	Wax Dart	0:30
12	I'm Talking to the Women Here	1:10
13	You're Wrong Night	5:36
14	A New Flag (Patriotism)	1:12
15	Gays in the Military	2:24
16	I.R.S. Bust	1:09
17	Politics in America	0:39
18	Quiet Loner	0:57
19	Artistic Roll Call	4:33
20	Orange Drink	1:08
21	Save Willie	1:31
22	Deficit (Jesse Helms)	2:47
23	Rush Limbaugh	2:21
24	Time to Evolve	3:16
25	Waco (Koresh)	5:35
26	The Pope	1:02
27	Christianity	0:27
28	Seven Seals	0:28
29	One of the Boys (Clinton)	1:03
30	Car Bomb Derby	0:25
31	The Elite	1:06
32	Love List (No Future)	2:55
33	Back to the Garden	1:19
34	Your Children Aren't Special	3:13
35	Wizards Have Landed	1:43
36	Lift Me Lord	0:52

CD 2

1	Goodbye You Lizard Scum	3:52
2	Step on the Gas (L.A. Riots)	4:50
3	Hooligans	4:20
4	Officer Nigger Hater	5:27
5	As Long as We're Talking Shelf Life (Kennedy)	5:00
6	The Elephant Is Dead (Bush)	1:57
7	Me & Saddam	3:11
8	Bullies of the World	1:22
9	Shane's Song	2:02
10	Dinosaurs in the Bible	5:45
11	Living God	1:05
12	Marketing & Advertising	4:38
13	Don't Talk for Me	1:40
14	Clam Lappers & Sonic the Hedgehog™	3:01
15	She's Got a Broken Heart	1:08
16	Pussywhipped Satan	4:40
17	L.A. Falls	3:54
18	Elvis	8:04

CD 3

1	Modern Bummer	6:34
2	Smoking	5:30
3	The War on Drugs	9:14
4	I Love My Job	1:33
5	Please Do Not Disturb	7:02
6	Flying Saucer Tour	3:21
7	We Live in a World...	10:51
8	Burning Issues	4:00
9	My Parents	5:26
10	The Vision	0:58

CD 4

1	Greetings	1:20
2	Sex on Trial	3:07
3	The News	1:19
4	The War	12:09
5	Odd Beliefs	0:49
6	A Killer Idea	3:01
7	Smoking	7:10
8	Great Times on Drugs	11:23
9	Drugs Have Done Good Things	1:19
10	Rockers Against Drugs Suck	2:10
11	Beelzebozo	1:07
12	Summer Trip	1:26
13	What Is Pornography?	3:36
14	The Sanctity of Life	2:50
15	Chicks Dig Jerks	4:46

CD 5

1	Intro	0:55
2	Ding Dong	10:21
3	Puppet People	13:13
4	Kennedy & the Warren Commission	3:10
5	Smoking	3:44
6	Polls	3:59
7	Dick Jokes	7:11
8	News / Movies / Religion	13:57

CD 6

1	Religion / Drugs	23:51
2	Film	3:03
3	Kids	5:00
4	Fries	2:54
5	Backed Up	12:20
6	Sleep & the Message	10:51
7	Ladies and Gentlemen... Bill Hicks	3:48
8	Cats or Dogs	3:21
9	Punks (Where's the Bone?)	1:15
10	Mick and Keef	2:58
11	Deep Thoughts	3:51

CD 7

1	Intro / Smokers vs. Drinkers	1:33
2	Drunk Driving	6:53
3	New York Apartment	1:53
4	My One Man Show	1:32
5	Pot Smoking	1:11
6	Drugs Are Bad	3:14
7	Children on Airplanes	3:52
8	50 Year Smoker	1:37
9	Smoking in Heaven	3:57
10	Australia	2:18
11	Satiating the American Comedy Audience	0:44
12	Dance Club	1:44
13	Speaking of Homosexuality	2:32
14	Poe-Naw-Grah-Fee	1:46
15	A Question for the Ladies	4:33
16	My Favorite New Kid	1:07
17	You Can't Get Bitter	2:53
18	Closing Bit	0:27

CD 8

1	Intro	0:26
2	Summertime	2:49
3	The F Word	0:42
4	Smoking	2:01
5	Yul Brynner	1:25
6	Trying to Quit	4:56
7	The News	1:00
8	The War	3:45
9	Worst Audience Ever	1:03
10	More War	2:14
11	Are You Guys Drug Dealers?	1:50
12	Praying for Nuclear Holocaust	1:10
13	Girl of Your Dreams	2:16
14	Young Lady	1:26
15	Vs. the Audience 1	0:51
16	What's Wrong?	1:53
17	Vs. the Audience 2	4:40
18	School Days	3:18
19	Vs. the Audience 3	1:16
20	Working	1:15
21	Great Times on Drugs	7:11
22	Mandatory Marijuana	4:49
23	Penthouse Letters	2:48
24	Talking Car	3:38
25	Summer Trip	2:20
26	Drugs Have Done Good Things	3:10
27	Menu?	1:28
28	Beelzebozo	1:36
29	Cause of Sexual Thought	4:08
30	Mechanics of Pornography	3:09
31	Goodnight	0:44

CD 9

1	California Drought	2:20
2	War, Famine, Death, AIDS	1:43
3	George Bush Is a Demon	4:26
4	I'm the Sixth Largest Army	3:32
5	We Call Them Boogers	4:04
6	I'm Yul Brynner and I'm Dead Now	6:00
7	Auditions for Your Freedom	10:09
8	Where's My Commercial?	3:45
9	Pot Is a Better Drug Than Alcohol	5:22
10	I'm Bill and I'm a Pussyholic	3:12
11	Musicians Today Suck	2:57
12	Thong Bathing Suits	4:26
13	Sexual Thoughts	4:41
14	You Need Fresh Towel?	7:12
15	The Guys Have Their Fingers Crossed	4:43

CD 10

1	William Melvin Hicks	5:31
2	You Look Like a Pretzel, Dad	2:40
3	My Mom Has Weird Logic	4:12
4	Christmas Gifts	1:30
5	I Drive a Chevette	4:17
6	Women Are Weird	6:40
7	I Live in Houston	4:32
8	Working at a Ladies' Shoe Store	4:46
9	Jews Are Badass	1:47
10	Studying Philosophy	2:47
11	Southern Christians	3:24
12	My Mom's Favorite Bit	2:21
13	The Door Is Locked!	3:55
14	Possum Queen	2:41
15	Sexpert	1:50
16	Henry Lee Lucas	3:54
17	Men Hate Cats	2:37
18	The Smoking Section	3:18
19	I'm a Nice Psycho	3:56
20	Follow the Yellow Brick Road	6:18
21	A Mouse Stole My Coke	4:09

CD 11

1	L.A. Burns to the Ground	1:43
2	Magic Baton Theory	3:09
3	Jackie's Pink Dress	2:00
4	The Future Enemy	4:37
5	Sharon Stone's Pussy	5:52
6	U.S. vs. U.K.	6:58
7	Let's Get to the Dick Jokes	6:33
8	Fundamentalist Christians	7:38
9	A Dead Guy Covered in Urine	8:41
10	Stop Your Internal Dialog	5:59
11	The Door Is a Jar	4:43
12	Positive Drug Stories	4:12
13	Rock Against Drugs	2:24
14	Nothing but Air	3:55
15	Bill, You Are Goat Boy	5:37

CD 12

1	The Rodney King Tape	5:20
2	Kennedy Assassination Theories	4:00
3	Head and Chips	5:56
4	Bill Hicks Polled Me	5:59
5	Jaded Goat Boy	2:23
6	Christ's Bogus Adventure	6:42
7	I'm Bill Hicks	8:02
8	Marijuana Should Be Mandatory	9:31
9	Cavemen on Mushrooms	4:42
10	The Beatles Were So High	1:15
11	I Have Sucked Satan's Pecker	2:36
12	The War Against Drugs	6:40
13	That's America	6:11
14	Goat Children	4:09