Tracklist 18:44
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An Apple a Day, You'll Die Anyway
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1:40 |
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| 2 |
Can I Be Aborted, Even Though I'm 29?
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2:01 |
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| 3 |
Eating Holograms of Twinkies Will Still Make You Gain Weight, Sorry
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1:01 |
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| 4 |
I Saw Something That Reminded Me of You, Then I Flushed
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1:11 |
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| 5 |
Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates, Mostly Disappointing
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0:56 |
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| 6 |
Slurp'n Up That Ice Cream Baby
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1:42 |
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| 7 |
Staring Into the Jaws of Capitalism and Saying Yes Daddy Please
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1:05 |
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| 8 |
Weddings Are Funerals With Cake
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1:32 |
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| 9 |
Whine Moms
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1:02 |
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| 10 |
Cover Me With Spiders and Gasoline? I'm In!
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1:17 |
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| 11 |
You Must Be Depression, Because You Make Me Want to Kill Myself
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1:29 |
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| 12 |
If the Spaghetti Monster Doesn't Exist, Why Do Planets Look Like Meatballs?
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1:51 |
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| 13 |
King Douche on His Throne of Loneliness
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1:53 |
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