Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic

Tracklist 663:30

CD 1

1	Ricky	2:37
2	Gotta Boogie	2:14
3	I Love Rocky Road	2:36
4	Buckingham Blues	3:14
5	Happy Birthday	2:28
6	Stop Draggin’ My Car Around	3:16
7	My Bologna	2:02
8	The Check’s in the Mail	3:14
9	Another One Rides the Bus	2:38
10	I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead	3:41
11	Such a Groovy Guy	3:03
12	Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung	1:54

CD 2

1	Eat It	3:22
2	Midnight Star	4:35
3	The Brady Bunch	2:42
4	Buy Me a Condo	3:53
5	I Lost on Jeopardy	3:29
6	Polkas on 45	4:20
7	Mr. Popeil	4:43
8	King of Suede	4:15
9	That Boy Could Dance	3:35
10	Theme From Rocky XIII	3:37
11	Nature Trail to Hell	5:56

CD 3

1	Like a Surgeon	3:33
2	Dare to Be Stupid	3:26
3	I Want a New Duck	3:04
4	One More Minute	4:04
5	Yoda	3:58
6	George of the Jungle	1:05
7	Slime Creatures From Outer Space	4:24
8	Girls Just Want to Have Lunch	2:48
9	This Is the Life	3:07
10	Cable TV	3:39
11	Hooked on Polkas	3:50

CD 4

1	Living With a Hernia	3:21
2	Dog Eat Dog	3:43
3	Addicted to Spuds	3:51
4	One of Those Days	3:19
5	Polka Party!	3:16
6	Here’s Johnny	3:24
7	Don’t Wear Those Shoes	3:36
8	Toothless People	3:24
9	Good Enough for Now	3:03
10	Christmas at Ground Zero	3:09

CD 5

1	Fat	3:38
2	Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White	5:01
3	(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long	3:37
4	You Make Me	3:05
5	I Think I’m a Clone Now	3:20
6	Lasagna	2:47
7	Melanie	3:59
8	Alimony	3:16
9	Velvet Elvis	4:30
10	Twister	1:03
11	Good Old Days	3:22

CD 6

1	Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies	3:12
2	Gandhi II	1:00
3	Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars	3:29
4	Isle Thing	3:37
5	The Hot Rocks Polka	4:51
6	UHF	5:09
7	Let Me Be Your Hog	0:17
8	She Drives Like Crazy	3:42
9	Generic Blues	4:34
10	Spatula City	1:08
11	Fun Zone	1:46
12	Spam	2:59
13	The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota	6:48

CD 7

1	Smells Like Nirvana	3:45
2	Trigger Happy	3:47
3	I Can’t Watch This	3:31
4	Polka Your Eyes Out	3:51
5	I Was Only Kidding	3:31
6	The White Stuff	2:43
7	When I Was Your Age	4:36
8	Taco Grande	3:48
9	Airline Amy	3:51
10	The Plumbing Song	4:06
11	You Don’t Love Me Anymore	4:01
12	10 Minutes of Silence	10:00
13	Bite Me	0:08

CD 8

1	Jurassic Park	3:56
2	Young, Dumb & Ugly	4:25
3	Bedrock Anthem	3:41
4	Frank’s 2000″ TV	4:05
5	Achy Breaky Song	3:24
6	Traffic Jam	4:02
7	Talk Soup	4:24
8	Livin’ in the Fridge	3:35
9	She Never Told Me She Was a Mime	4:54
10	Harvey the Wonder Hamster	0:21
11	Waffle King	4:26
12	Bohemian Polka	3:40

CD 9

1	Amish Paradise	3:23
2	Everything You Know Is Wrong	3:47
3	Cavity Search	4:20
4	Callin’ In Sick	3:41
5	The Alternative Polka	4:51
6	Since You’ve Been Gone	1:22
7	Gump	2:10
8	I’m So Sick of You	3:26
9	Syndicated Inc.	3:57
10	I Remember Larry	3:56
11	Phony Calls	3:23
12	The Night Santa Went Crazy	4:02

CD 10

1	The Saga Begins	5:29
2	My Baby’s in Love With Eddie Vedder	3:26
3	Pretty Fly for a Rabbi	3:03
4	The Weird Al Show Theme	1:14
5	Jerry Springer	2:47
6	Germs	4:39
7	Polka Power!	4:21
8	Your Horoscope for Today	3:59
9	It’s All About the Pentiums	3:35
10	Truck Drivin’ Song	2:27
11	Grapefruit Diet	3:30
12	Albuquerque	11:23

CD 11

1	Couch Potato	4:21
2	Hardware Store	3:44
3	Trash Day	3:12
4	Party at the Leper Colony	3:39
5	Angry White Boy Polka	5:03
6	Wanna B Ur Lovr	6:15
7	A Complicated Song	3:40
8	Why Does This Always Happen to Me?	4:52
9	Ode to a Superhero	4:53
10	Bob	2:29
11	eBay	3:37
12	Genius in France	8:57

CD 12

1	White & Nerdy	2:51
2	Pancreas	3:48
3	Canadian Idiot	2:23
4	I’ll Sue Ya	3:51
5	Polkarama!	4:17
6	Virus Alert	3:46
7	Confessions, Part III	3:52
8	Weasel Stomping Day	1:34
9	Close but No Cigar	3:56
10	Do I Creep You Out	2:47
11	Trapped in the Drive‐Thru	10:51
12	Don’t Download This Song	3:54

CD 13

1	Perform This Way	2:55
2	CNR	3:21
3	TMZ	3:40
4	Skipper Dan	4:01
5	Polka Face	4:47
6	Craigslist	4:53
7	Party in the CIA	2:57
8	Ringtone	3:25
9	Another Tattoo	2:50
10	If That Isn’t Love	3:48
11	Whatever You Like	3:42
12	Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me	5:42

CD 14

1	Handy	2:56
2	Lame Claim to Fame	3:45
3	Foil	2:23
4	Sports Song	2:15
5	Word Crimes	3:43
6	My Own Eyes	3:41
7	NOW That’s What I Call Polka!	4:06
8	Mission Statement	4:29
9	Inactive	2:56
10	First World Problems	3:14
11	Tacky	2:53
12	Jackson Park Express	9:06

CD 15

1	Take Me Down	2:27
2	My Bologna (Capitol single version)	2:22
3	Yoda (demo)	3:26
4	Dr. Demento Jingle	0:10
5	Pac-Man	2:31
6	Dare to Be Stupid (instrumental)	3:26
7	Jurashiku Park	3:56
8	Headline News	3:47
9	Since You've Been Gone (karaoke)	1:23
10	The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version)	4:02
11	Spy Hard	2:49
12	Lousy Haircut	0:40
13	Homer & Marge	1:49
14	The Brain Song	2:41
15	30 Rock Theme Parody	0:31
16	Super Duper Party Pony	1:46
17	Sir Isaac Newton Vs. Bill Nye	2:50
18	Let the Pun Fit the Crime	2:09
19	Hey, Hey, We're the Monks	1:17
20	Comedy Bang! Bang! Theme	0:29
21	It’s My World (and We’re All Living in It)	2:27
22	Beat on the Brat	2:37
23	Happy Birthday (new version)	2:35