Crash Test Dude
AlbumTracklist 90:39
CD 1
| 1 | Introductory Remarks | 1:52 | |
| 2 | Understand Your Man | 3:04 | |
| 3 | An Aside Regarding Prostitution | 1:09 | |
| 4 | Androgynous | 3:38 | |
| 5 | I Want to Par-Tay! | 2:51 | |
| 6 | Oral Sex Is Proffered by Mr. Roberts in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price | 0:34 | |
| 7 | Cocaine | 4:13 | |
| 8 | Give Yourself a Hand | 3:28 | |
| 9 | Trident Gum Theme | 1:32 | |
| 10 | Da Do Ron Ron | 3:48 | |
| 11 | A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance | 1:05 | |
| 12 | Afternoons & Coffeespoons | 4:18 | |
| 13 | A Poem, "Scientific Management", Is Read | 3:08 | |
| 14 | Keep a Lid on Things | 2:42 | |
| 15 | A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter on, Ever More Wittily, the Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever-Increasing Alcohol-Induced Euphoria | 1:00 | |
| 16 | Superman's Song | 4:59 |
CD 2
| 1 | Relation Between Bass Baritone Guitar and the Penis Is Discussed | 1:23 | |
| 2 | God Shuffled His Feet | 3:52 | |
| 3 | My Freedom From All Stds Is Firmly and Self-Servingly Established | 1:04 | |
| 4 | A Cigarette Is All You Get | 3:12 | |
| 5 | He Liked to Feel It | 4:08 | |
| 6 | The String Change Song | 2:31 | |
| 7 | Delilah | 4:32 | |
| 8 | La Grange | 2:53 | |
| 9 | Torontonians: Pros and Cons | 1:10 | |
| 10 | Unbreak My Heart | 4:36 | |
| 11 | My Reputation in the Politically Correct Press as 'Crash Test Drunkard' | 1:30 | |
| 12 | Bette Davis Eyes | 2:53 | |
| 13 | Another Poem, Entitled "Circumcision", Is Read | 3:32 | |
| 14 | Baby One More Time | 3:28 | |
| 15 | Mmm Mmm Mmm | 5:26 | |
| 16 | Encore | 0:50 |