The Mojo Manifesto: The Original Album Collection
AlbumTracklist 508:25
CD 1
| 1 | Jesus at McDonalds Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:26 | |
| 2 | Mushroom Maniac Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:27 | |
| 3 | Moanin’ With Your Mama Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:26 | |
| 4 | Promised Land Tonight Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:21 | |
| 5 | Guns to My Head Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:44 | |
| 6 | I’m in Love With Your Girlfriend Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:06 | |
| 7 | Rockin’ Religion Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:04 | |
| 8 | Big Payback Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:15 | |
| 9 | Comin’ Down Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:31 | |
| 10 | Mamma Possums Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:07 | |
| 11 | King of the Couch Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:08 | |
| 12 | Art Fag Shuffle Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:58 | |
| 13 | Black Yo’ Eye Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:24 |
CD 2
| 1 | The Amazing Bigfoot Diet Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:01 | |
| 2 | Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:55 | |
| 3 | I Hate Banks Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:38 | |
| 4 | Feeling Existential Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:53 | |
| 5 | Be My Lover Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:17 | |
| 6 | Where the Hell’s My Money? Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 6:56 | |
| 7 | Gonna Put My Face on a Nuclear Bomb Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:38 | |
| 8 | Ain’t Got No Boss Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:57 | |
| 9 | I’m Living With a Three‐Foot Anti‐Christ Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:46 | |
| 10 | Gonna Eat Them Words Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:04 | |
| 11 | Twilight’s Last Gleaming Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:15 | |
| 12 | Mile Ride Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 1:36 | |
| 13 | In a Gadda da Vida Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 1:29 | |
| 14 | The Ballad of Wendell Scott Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:45 | |
| 15 | Get Out of My Way! Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:41 | |
| 16 | Rutabagas Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 1:42 | |
| 17 | Burn Down the Malls Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:54 | |
| 18 | Son of Santa Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:40 | |
| 19 | Transylvanian Xmas Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 0:37 | |
| 20 | Jesus at McDonalds Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:16 |
CD 3
| 1 | Elvis Is Everywhere Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:52 | |
| 2 | We Gotta Have More Soul Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:54 | |
| 3 | I Ain’t Gonna Piss in No Jar Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:57 | |
| 4 | The Polka Polka Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:16 | |
| 5 | I’m Gonna Dig Up Howlin’ Wolf Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:29 | |
| 6 | The Story of One Chord Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:50 | |
| 7 | Gin Guzzlin’ Frenzy Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:16 | |
| 8 | B.B.Q. U.S.A. Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:54 | |
| 9 | Positively Bodies Parking Lot Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:45 | |
| 10 | Wash Dishes No More Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:43 | |
| 11 | Lincoln Logs Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:52 | |
| 12 | Wide Open Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:41 | |
| 13 | Don’t Want No Foo‐Foo Haircut on My Head Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:18 |
CD 4
| 1 | Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:07 | |
| 2 | (619) 239‒King Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 6:02 | |
| 3 | This Land Is Your Land Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 6:00 | |
| 4 | Pirate Radio Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:21 | |
| 5 | Chicken Drop Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:58 | |
| 6 | Tennessee Jive Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:39 | |
| 7 | Louisiana Liplock Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:19 | |
| 8 | I’m a Wreck Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:45 | |
| 9 | Legalize It Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:28 | |
| 10 | Burn Your Money! Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:17 | |
| 11 | Circus Mystery Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:35 | |
| 12 | She’s Vibrator Dependent Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:04 | |
| 13 | High School Football Friday Night Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 6:57 |
CD 5
| 1 | Destroy All Lawyers | 3:00 | |
| 2 | I Wanna Race Bigfoot Trucks | 3:45 | |
| 3 | Ain’t High Falutin’ | 3:16 | |
| 4 | Shane’s Dentist | 2:04 | |
| 5 | Rabies Baby | 3:31 | |
| 6 | Put a Sex Mo‐Sheen in the White House | 4:19 | |
| 7 | Star Spangled Mojo | 1:23 | |
| 8 | You Can Dress ’Em Up (But You Can’t Take ’Em Out) | 2:51 | |
| 9 | Don Henley Must Die | 4:19 | |
| 10 | Perry Mason of Love | 5:45 | |
| 11 | Took Out the Trash and Never Came Back | 4:42 | |
| 12 | Gonna Be a New World | 3:54 |
CD 6
| 1 | Happy Birthday Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 0:50 | |
| 2 | Trim Yo’ Tree Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:05 | |
| 3 | Good King Wenceslas Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:55 | |
| 4 | Mr. Grinch Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:34 | |
| 5 | Head Crushing Yuletide Sing‐A‐Long Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 0:51 | |
| 6 | It’s Christmas Time Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:33 | |
| 7 | Jingle Bells Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 1:19 | |
| 8 | Boogie Woogie Santa Claus Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:33 | |
| 9 | Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:50 | |
| 10 | Run Rudolf Run Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:32 | |
| 11 | We Three Kings Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:04 | |
| 12 | Everyday Will Be a Holiday Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:33 | |
| 13 | Sleigh Ride Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:00 | |
| 14 | Little Man Song Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:46 | |
| 15 | Go Tell It on a Mountain Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:42 | |
| 16 | ’Twas the Night Before Christmas Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 6:31 |
CD 7
| 1 | Gotta Be Free | 2:24 | |
| 2 | Not as Much as Football | 3:45 | |
| 3 | Mr. Correct (Don’t Tell Me What to Do) | 3:58 | |
| 4 | Buck Up & Stop Your Whinin’ | 2:47 | |
| 5 | My Free Will Just Ain’t Willin’ | 3:24 | |
| 6 | Girlfriend in a Coma | 4:07 | |
| 7 | The Pleasurelegience | 1:37 | |
| 8 | Don’t Ask Me Why I Drink | 4:08 | |
| 9 | My T.V. Is Watchin’ Me | 3:05 | |
| 10 | Take a Look in My Eyes | 2:02 | |
| 11 | Tie My Pecker to My Leg | 3:20 | |
| 12 | You Can’t Kill Me | 6:27 | |
| 13 | If I Can Dream | 2:54 |
CD 8
| 1 | UFO’s Big Rigs & BBQ | 3:43 | |
| 2 | Bring Me the Head of David Geffen | 2:34 | |
| 3 | I Like Marijuana | 3:43 | |
| 4 | The Poontango | 2:36 | |
| 5 | Take Me to Your Leader | 4:28 | |
| 6 | Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus | 3:11 | |
| 7 | Winnebago Warrior | 3:30 | |
| 8 | King o’ Sleaze | 2:41 | |
| 9 | Beer Ain’t Drinkin’ | 3:06 | |
| 10 | Go Back Home | 3:42 | |
| 11 | Death Row Blues | 5:35 | |
| 12 | Amsterdam Dogshit Blues | 2:08 | |
| 13 | I’m Drunk | 2:50 | |
| 14 | Tulane | 2:14 | |
| 15 | She’s All Liquored Up | 2:55 | |
| 16 | High School Is a Prison | 2:58 | |
| 17 | Richard Petty | 3:47 |
CD 9
| 1 | I Don’t Want No Cybersex Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:34 | |
| 2 | The Ballad of Country Dick Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:44 | |
| 3 | Drunk‐Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer) Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:05 | |
| 4 | U.P.S. My Heart to You Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:02 | |
| 5 | Machines Ain’t Music/I Got My Mojo Working Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 4:14 | |
| 6 | Disney Is the Enemy Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 4:23 | |
| 7 | Rock ’n’ Roll Hall of Lame Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 5:02 | |
| 8 | I Gotta Crazy Wife Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:55 | |
| 9 | You Can’t Buy Cool Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:51 | |
| 10 | Tankman Blues Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 2:07 | |
| 11 | Orenthal James (Was a Mighty Bad Man) Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:23 | |
| 12 | Redneck Rampage Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 4:12 | |
| 13 | When Did I Become My Dad Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors | 3:33 |
CD 10
| 1 | I Wanna Kill My Wife Tonight | 2:29 | |
| 2 | Just a Little Favor for the Kinkster | 7:03 | |
| 3 | Kinky Is Everywhere | 4:00 | |
| 4 | World Cup ’94 | 4:01 | |
| 5 | Christians I Hate ’Em | 2:25 | |
| 6 | Can’t Find My Keys | 4:00 | |
| 7 | Ain’t Got Nobody | 2:08 | |
| 8 | What’s Up Judge Judy’s Ass | 2:26 | |
| 9 | Dr. Laura Who Made You God | 2:21 | |
| 10 | Prisoner of the Tiki Room | 2:34 | |
| 11 | Promised Land II | 3:27 | |
| 12 | You Gotta Be Insane to Fly in Small Private Planes | 2:37 | |
| 13 | I Gotta Connect | 3:45 | |
| 14 | Arctic Evil Knievel‐Luge Team Song | 4:16 | |
| 15 | Apartment Zero | 2:04 | |
| 16 | I Ain’t Gonna Piss in No Jar – Rat Music | 3:46 | |
| 17 | I Don’t Want No ’Sparagus | 3:31 |