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Connect Your Dialysis Machine to a Trampoline
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7:38 |
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| 2 |
A Grandfather Clock Produces Baby Black Holes
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8:01 |
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| 3 |
The Sun Clocked Out Mid-Shift and Left Its Shadow on Loop
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3:16 |
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| 4 |
Funeral Hijacked by a Sentient Being and Exploded Into 47 Raccoons
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5:59 |
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| 5 |
The Silence Grew Teeth, Bit the Echo, and Now Both Are in Therapy
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2:47 |
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| 6 |
House Grew a Second Throat Last Night, I Opened the Door and My Funeral Was Already Inside
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2:53 |
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| 7 |
Trade Your Heartbeat for a NFT of Expired Milk That Screams in Latin
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7:57 |
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| 8 |
Watch a Star Eat Itself and Then Vomit Dark Matter
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7:31 |
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| 9 |
The Moon Is Just a Giant Vape Cloud Exhaled by a Sleeping God
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5:11 |
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| 10 |
The Universe Rebooted and Came Back as a Sentient Potato Wearing Eyeliner
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4:55 |
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| 11 |
Volcanoes Started Podcasting Exclusively on the Dark Web
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8:57 |
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| 12 |
Fossil-Light Karaoke Sung by Dinasours Inside a Deactivated Reactor
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8:59 |
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| 13 |
Sold My Last Breath on Ebay, Buyer Left Feedback “Too Crunchy”
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5:44 |
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| 14 |
Watched Time Get Arrested for Indecent Exposure to Clocks
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6:54 |
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| 15 |
Obsidian Comma Between Two Nonexistent Epochs
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6:29 |
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