East Bound and Down To Hell: The Words of the Venerated Texas Mike Pt 1
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Tracklist 5:33
| 1 | William, I Have but One Setting and It Is Go | 0:25 | |
| 2 | I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves | 0:02 | |
| 3 | Bring John Lennon Back to Life So I Can Kill Him Again | 0:01 | |
| 4 | What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass | 0:03 | |
| 5 | Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee | 0:03 | |
| 6 | I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain | 0:03 | |
| 7 | I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee? | 0:02 | |
| 8 | Gold Is the Colour of Gold but Also "Pee Pee" | 0:05 | |
| 9 | Six Dudes Hanging Around a Car With the Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better | 0:04 | |
| 10 | Ah... A Nice Glass of Piss | 0:01 | |
| 11 | Aw, Pikachu Shat on the Carpet Again! | 0:01 | |
| 12 | Can't Wait for the Future and Mail Order LSD | 0:05 | |
| 13 | Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu | 0:07 | |
| 14 | Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-Brand Battery Reviews | 0:13 | |
| 15 | Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!! | 0:04 | |
| 16 | Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control | 0:03 | |
| 17 | Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man! | 0:01 | |
| 18 | 3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted by Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises | 0:03 | |
| 19 | Drawing Dicks in the Ups Signature Field | 0:02 | |
| 20 | I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents in a Fight | 0:02 | |
| 21 | Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics | 0:03 | |
| 22 | I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars! | 0:03 | |
| 23 | 100 Likes and I Will Get a Crucified Skinhead Tattoo | 0:02 | |
| 24 | A Video Game Where You Play as Steve Buscemi | 0:01 | |
| 25 | Taco Bell Sponsorship | 0:01 | |
| 26 | Larry David Sex Tape | 0:01 | |
| 27 | Crucified Skinhead but It's Gumby | 0:01 | |
| 28 | Mark Zuckerberg Has a Controlling Share in Youth Attack Records | 0:02 | |
| 29 | Who Up I Got a Box of Dr Pepper | 0:05 | |
| 30 | Had a Dream I Met an Nfl Player and I Begged Him to Kill Me | 0:06 | |
| 31 | I Miss Texas and I Miss Sweet Tea | 0:04 | |
| 32 | Adam Sandler but With a British Accent | 0:04 | |
| 33 | Spiderman’s Balls | 0:01 | |
| 34 | Cowboy God Has Made a Decision... Pineapple Must Remain on Pizza | 0:03 | |
| 35 | Take It Easy by the Eagles | 0:01 | |
| 36 | Repent You Sinners and Become Cowboy | 0:03 | |
| 37 | God Is Returning in Half of an Hour... Cowboy God | 0:02 | |
| 38 | I'd Like to Have a Cage Match With Alton Brown | 0:02 | |
| 39 | Double Click Here to See Magic | 0:01 | |
| 40 | Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army | 0:03 | |
| 41 | Ask Me About Burst Pipes | 0:05 | |
| 42 | Mass Sterilization Caused by Poopoo and Peepee | 0:01 | |
| 43 | My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr | 0:04 | |
| 44 | Subway Sandwiches Buffet | 0:05 | |
| 45 | A Pizza Place Run by Skinheads | 0:01 | |
| 46 | I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (I’m Lifting Weights as I Post This) | 0:02 | |
| 47 | Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards | 0:15 | |
| 48 | A Cap With a Hole for People to Show Off Their Bald Spots | 0:02 | |
| 49 | All Bald People Are Skinheads | 0:01 | |
| 50 | I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now | 0:01 | |
| 51 | A Vegetable Called Jetpack | 0:01 | |
| 52 | Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet | 0:01 | |
| 53 | Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns | 0:05 | |
| 54 | I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations | 0:06 | |
| 55 | Pumping Iron to the Sopranos Theme Song | 0:01 | |
| 56 | I Am Hungover and I Am Fucking Manic | 0:01 | |
| 57 | Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store | 0:07 | |
| 58 | If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early | 0:02 | |
| 59 | Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out” | 0:03 | |
| 60 | Tom Cruise Is the Shadow President and a Member of the Deep State | 0:02 | |
| 61 | Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases | 0:03 | |
| 62 | “Cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach a LA “Thug Life” | 0:03 | |
| 63 | Nike Sneakers in Camo Making Me Really Horny | 0:02 | |
| 64 | Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me | 0:04 | |
| 65 | I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish and Shit in an Outhouse | 0:02 | |
| 66 | Gonna Open Up an Eyebrow Place Called “The Big Lebrowski” | 0:02 | |
| 67 | Who Else Is Soaked and Sitting in a Leather Chair at Work | 0:02 | |
| 68 | 9/11 Truther in the Streets, Infowarrior in the Sheets | 0:16 | |
| 69 | Bust Three Nuts Today: Two for the Towers, One for the Pentagon | 1:03 |