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This Divine Blade Gifted to Me From the Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity at All Costs
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0:43 |
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| 2 |
That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator
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0:20 |
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| 3 |
The Harsh Stench of Mountain Dew on the Incel’s Breath
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0:02 |
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| 4 |
I Can't Wait for Jerkbooth to Make Fun of Me Again
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0:09 |
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| 5 |
Billy From Omaha Is a Very Good Boy
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0:02 |
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| 6 |
Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any of Your Dumb Ass Nyhc Clone Bands
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0:03 |
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| 7 |
I Had to Find a Virgin to Sacrifice, So at the Stroke of Midnight I Raided the Local Gamestop
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0:03 |
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| 8 |
I Don’t Know If This Morning’s Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass or Impetigo Vocals
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0:10 |
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| 9 |
Spay or Neuter Your Retro-Thrasher Today
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0:02 |
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| 10 |
Dream Theater Concert, aka Incel Pride 2018
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0:06 |
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| 11 |
Twister Is the Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You’re Fucking Stupid
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0:12 |
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| 12 |
Brogaze Played by the Chillest of Brogazers
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0:01 |
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| 13 |
That Time I Convinced Some Bros That Acab Means a Chill Ass Bro
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0:03 |
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| 14 |
Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You’re Just an Incel
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0:02 |
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| 15 |
Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied to Me.
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1:28 |
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| 16 |
The Deep and Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again
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0:19 |
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| 17 |
Only the Trvest of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons in Their Mom’s Garage
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0:03 |
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| 18 |
I’m Just an Ugly Homo (Who Plays in a Noisecore Band)
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0:02 |
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| 19 |
Glen Benton Pussied Out of Killing Himself
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0:18 |
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| 20 |
I’d Rather Listen to Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag
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0:08 |
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| 21 |
Using Arcane Necromancy to Revive Cliff Burton to Finally Solve the Lars Problem
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0:03 |
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| 22 |
The Hardest Part of Being a Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I’m a Gay Goblin
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0:02 |
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| 23 |
Antichrist Kramer Is Going to Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp
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0:02 |
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| 24 |
I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond
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| 25 |
My Friend Bald Larry Plays D & D, Listens to Power Metal and Still Goes on More Dates Than Me
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0:07 |
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| 26 |
My First Band, FxCxPx, Was an Abomination Before God and a Failure
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0:03 |
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| 27 |
The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off and Made Me a Eunuch
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0:02 |
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| 28 |
Magic the Gathering of the Juggalos
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0:01 |
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| 29 |
Satan Is M’Lord Ii: Daddy Krampus
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0:15 |
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| 30 |
I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was on Heroin
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0:02 |
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| 31 |
I Will Die Upon the True Altars of Madness, Cici’s Pizza, as My Body Dissolves From the Grease
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0:03 |
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| 32 |
Chanting “Make Him Cum” During the Witching Hour Only Summoned a Cop to Issue Us a Noise Complaint
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0:04 |
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| 33 |
Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt to Attract All the Prog Babes
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0:05 |
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| 34 |
Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats the Joke
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0:51 |
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