Tracklist 60:08
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Congratulations! (A Personalized E-Invitation)
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0:42 |
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| 2 |
Onboarding Suite No. 1 (Orientation Paperwork)
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2:56 |
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| 3 |
Onboarding Suite No. 2 (Ode to New Cubicle Smell in a Major)
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1:37 |
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| 4 |
Onboarding Suite No. 3 (Sexual Harrassment Sensitivity Training Operetta)
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3:25 |
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| 5 |
Onboarding Suite No. 4 (New Employee Productivity Training Tape Fanfare)
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1:11 |
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| 6 |
Onboarding Suite No. 5 (Anthem for a Mandatory Teambuilding Exercise)
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5:00 |
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| 7 |
Human Resources Suite No. 1 (Mandatory 10 Panel Drug Test Dirge)
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3:15 |
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| 8 |
Human Resources Suite No. 2 (Two Weeks Paid Vacation interlude)
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3:39 |
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| 9 |
Human Resources Suite No. 3 (Finanziaro (An Aria to the Personal Expense Account))
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1:46 |
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| 10 |
Human Resources Suite No. 4 (10th Cup of All You Can Drink Coffee)
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2:12 |
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| 11 |
Human Resources Suite No. 5 (Issuance Serenade for a New Printer Code)
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1:19 |
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| 12 |
Career Trajectory Suite No. 1 (ISO 9001 Training Webinar for 3 Violins and a Cello)
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3:04 |
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| 13 |
Career Trajectory Suite No. 2 (Digital Distruption Concerto)
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1:48 |
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| 14 |
Career Trajectory Suite No. 3 (Staying Late for the 4th Time This Week Coda)
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1:36 |
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| 15 |
Career Trajectory Suite No. 4 (Afterhours Scherzo/Drinks with the Boss)
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1:47 |
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| 16 |
Career Trajectory Suite No. 5 (March to the Annual Review with Corporate)
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1:56 |
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| 17 |
Upper Management Suite No. 1 (Chorus of Angels for the Annual Shareholders/Meeting and Appointment of a New Corporate Scapegoat)
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4:01 |
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| 18 |
Upper Management Suite No. 2 (Promotion and Ascension of a New CEO to the Corporate Heavens)
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4:06 |
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| 19 |
Upper Management Suite No. 3 (A Duty of Loyalty/Signed in Blood)
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3:08 |
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| 20 |
Upper Management Suite No. 4 (Your Fate Was Written in the Spreadsheet of Destiny)
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2:10 |
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| 21 |
Upper Management Suite No. 5 (Manufacturing a Public Relations Disaster (Lead the Lamb to Slaughter))
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2:56 |
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| 22 |
Notice of Termination
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5:44 |
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| 23 |
Vacancy Announcement (Join the Team!)
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0:42 |
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