Buy This Box or We'll Shoot This Dog: The Best of the National Lampoon Radio Hour

Tracklist 199:41

CD 1

1	Intro (Worldwide Short Wave Radio Motif)	1:24
2	Advanced Malignant Tumor of the Brain	0:27
3	"You Don't Have to Look at Pictures on the Radio"	1:17
4	Theatre Times for "The Ryan O'Neal Story", Part 1	0:39
5	The Lost Glider	0:45
6	N.L.R.H. Program I.D.	0:06
7	Marlon Brando Interview	1:10
8	Theatre Times for "The Ryan O'Neal Story", Part 2	0:14
9	'Little Miss Muffet' (Otis Redding Parody)	1:51
10	Theatre Times for "The Ryan O'Neal Story", Part 3	0:18
11	True or False?	0:14
12	American Safety Institute: Remember to Brush	0:25
13	The Comedy of Patrol Officer Tim O'Malley	0:43
14	The Loan Arranger	4:43
15	Can a Match Burn Twice? Part 1	0:08
16	Public Disservice Message: Mental Hospitals	0:17
17	Can a Match Burn Twice? Part 2	0:13
18	Laughs From the Past	0:21
19	What If Ed Sullivan Were Tortured?	1:00
20	Canadian Newsreel	4:37
21	Quick Canada Quiz, Part 1	0:16
22	The Comedy of Cardiologist Dr. Andrew Tillman	0:42
23	Quick Canada Quiz, Part 2	0:08
24	Natlamp Unto My Feet, With the Rev. Otto A. Brown	2:24
25	N.L.R.H. Program I.D.: Honk Honk...Why Its's Wobbles the Goose!	0:06
26	"Methadone Maintenance Man" (James Taylor Parody)	0:59
27	Front Row Center: "Death of a Salesman"	2:22
28	Light Your Faith	0:12
29	The Indianapolis Academy of the French Accent	2:21
30	Mel Brewer's Insomnia Time, With Ron Fields, Part 1	3:33
31	"Sperm Whale Song"	1:38
32	Mel Brewer's Insomnia Time, With Ron Fields, Part 2	0:45
33	N.L.R.H. Promo (Muhammad Ali)	0:07
34	House Rules	2:29
35	Let Us Speak English	1:15
36	N.L.R.H. Promo (Al Jolson)	0:04
37	Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer	1:02
38	Stand Up	2:33
39	Mr. Veal Chop Commercial Intro	0:19
40	"Closet Queen"	2:05
41	Interview With the Hollywood Gay Alliance	6:23
42	"Closet Queen" (Reprise & Closing)	1:17
43	Public Disservice Message: The Salvation Army	0:12
44	The Comedy of News Anchor Robert K. Chancellor	1:05
45	Frank Rizzo: The Philadelphia Police League for Retarded Children	0:39
46	And the Winner Is...	1:15
47	The Comedy of Psychiatrist Dr. Ricky Johnson	0:45
48	The Dick & Jane Show	0:43
49	Which of the Ten Commandments Am I Breaking?	0:52
50	Baby Brando	2:04
51	N.L.R.H. Promo (Yodeling)	0:07
52	"Southern California Brings Me Down" (Neil Young Parody)	3:51
53	Fred Purdue's Chicken Commercial	0:24
54	The Comedy of King Faisal	1:05
55	Public Disservice Message: Zip Codes	0:17
56	Natlamp Unto My Feet, With Father Joseph Vazinni	1:03
57	Outro (Worldwide Short Wave Radio Motif)	0:22

CD 2

1	Channel Surfing (Cheech & Chong Parody)	7:08
2	Intro (Outer Limits)	1:24
3	Harry Block: 417 Reasons Why You Should Let Us Do Your Income Tax – Reason#323	0:36
4	"Turtle Woman"	3:03
5	Harry Block: Reason #110	0:24
6	The Immigrants: "The Hillbillies"	7:47
7	"Gift of the Nazis" Show Promo	0:24
8	Harry Block: Reason #408	0:30
9	Suicide Prevention Hotline/N.L.R.H. Program I.D.	1:41
10	"Well Intentioned Blues" (Pete Seeger Parody)	2:45
11	At the Tone From the Time You Called...	1:09
12	Handy Household Hint	0:09
13	Universal Bank Commercial	0:35
14	Request Time: "Gigi!"	1:33
15	Humor Test, With Dr. Chevy Chase	2:29
16	Alternative Child	3:42
17	1973 Miss America Pageant	3:02
18	Timex Watch Commercial	0:35
19	N.L.R.H. Program I.D./The Jimmy Dugan Story	1:44
20	Quick Canada Quiz, Part 3	0:10
21	Harry Block: Reason #287	0:33
22	Quick Canada Quiz: The Answer	0:04
23	Interview With Ali & Foreman	4:03
24	Great Mountain Valley Drinking Water & Brite Toothpaste Commercial	0:51
25	Scuzzy Linoleum Commercial Intro	0:07
26	"Steppin' on a Spaniel"	1:23
27	Car Cheese Commercial Intro	0:09
28	Harry Block: Reason #177	0:38
29	How Ofter Have You Said to Yourself...	0:16
30	Police Auditions	1:54
31	Guru Craig Baker, the Perfect Master	5:49
32	Insincere Commercial Intro	0:13
33	Harry Block: Reason #356	0:24
34	"You Put Me Through Hell" (Joni Mitchell Parody)	1:57
35	Vulcanized Sneakers Commercial Intro	0:37
36	Mr. Whipple Commercial Goes Wrong	1:00
37	What Do You Reccommend From the Menu?	2:23
38	N.L.R.H. Disclaimer & Warning	0:17
39	Cheech & Chong Parody (Conclusion)	0:33
40	Outro (Scottish Announcer)	0:05

CD 3

1	Disclaimer Intro: "Due to the Explicit Nature..." / National Lampoon National Lampoon Magazine Commercial	1:18
2	Tommy Toilet	0:23
3	Flash Bazbo in a Restaurant	0:38
4	Bill Bradley of the New York Knicks	1:00
5	Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: The Adventure Continues	2:01
6	Bob the Rapist	0:33
7	I'm a Little Stiff From Polo	0:24
8	Legal Disclaimer (Muhammad Ali)	0:08
9	Music Perspective, With Ron Fields, Part 1	3:19
10	"Overdose Heaven"	2:19
11	Interview With Don Corleone	1:40
12	Monolithic Oil Commercial	2:01
13	Straight Man Auditions	3:13
14	Music Perspective, With Ron Fields, Part 2	2:26
15	"Every Day I Feel Depressed" (B.B. King Parody)	2:04
16	Dial-A-Curse	2:09
17	Guru Craig Baker, the Perfect Master Visits a Bar	8:29
18	Limerick Time, Part 1	0:26
19	American Safety Institute: Mad Dogs	0:28
20	Limerick Time, Part 2	0:02
21	Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: Chapter 219	1:05
22	Classic Riddles, Part 1	0:26
23	Public Disservice Message: Care Packages to Europe	0:22
24	Classic Riddles, Part 2	0:04
25	Santa Clause Recipe	0:48
26	The Littlest Christmas Tree	1:13
27	The Evil Santa	3:37
28	Rod Serling Explains the First Christmas	1:02
29	A&P Commercial: The Death Penalty for Shoplifting	1:13
30	The Hockey "Guillotine"	0:20
31	National Lampoon's Call-In, Part 1	1:51
32	Classics of the Contemporary Drama: "Waiting for Godot"	2:47
33	"Mother Goose's Wine"	2:09
34	Al Capone on Trial	0:27
35	National Lampoon's Call-In, Part 2	4:04
36	The Rosenburgs	0:20
37	National Lampoon's Call-In, Part 3	0:39
38	Terminal Football	2:58
39	"Highway Toes" (James Taylor Parody)	2:35
40	Classics of the Contemporary Drama: "The Idiot"	2:09
41	National Lampoon's Call-In, Part 4	1:01
42	Outro (English Announcer)	0:06