Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs

Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs

The Locust

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Tracklist 36:44

1 How to Become a Virgin 0:48
2 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 0:58
3 Twenty‐Three Lubed‐Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 0:52
4 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed 0:36
5 The Half‐Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:50
6 Perils of Believing in Round Squares 0:58
7 Flash’s Theme 0:57
8 Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe 0:50
9 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini‐Abs 0:38
10 Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine 0:43
11 Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby 0:43
12 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia 1:05
13 Flight of the Wounded Locust 2:37
14 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed 0:42
15 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand‐Me‐Down Display Case 0:34
16 This Is Radio Surgery 0:41
17 Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition 0:46
18 Sever the Toes 0:53
19 Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle 1:00
20 Moth‐Eaten Deer Head 1:13
21 Brand New Set of Teeth 0:38
22 How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector 0:41
23 Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth 0:46
24 Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover) 0:29
25 Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) 0:33
26 Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees 0:45
27 Straight From the Horse’s Mouth 1:11
28 An Extra Piece of Dead Meat 0:39
29 Twenty‐Three Full‐Time Cowboys 1:05
30 Backbones of Jack Asses 1:26
31 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality 0:37
32 Skin Graft at Seventy‐Five Miles Per Hour 0:42
33 High‐Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family 0:58
34 Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever) 0:49
35 Kill Roger Hedgecock 0:47
36 Hairspray Suppository 0:49
37 Cattle Mutilation 0:27
38 Prepare to Qualify 0:33
39 Pain Reliever 0:29
40 Off by a Long Shot 0:42
41 #99 0:29
42 Head Hits Concrete 0:48
43 Ass Gravity 0:37
44 Keep Off the Tracks 1:20