Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time

Tracklist 238:33

12" Vinyl 1

1	The Okeh Laughing Record [unknown]	2:48
2	Hooray for Captain Spaulding Groucho Marx	3:12
3	Inka Dinka Doo Jimmy Durante	1:42
4	Minnie the Moocher Cab Calloway	3:13
5	I'm Popeye the Sailor Man Billy Costello	2:28
6	Three Little Fishies Kay Kyser	3:07
7	I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones) Hoosier Hot Shots	3:21
8	Cocktails for Two Spike Jones	2:59
9	Too Fat Polka Arthur Godfrey	3:03
10	I'm My Own Grandpaw Lonzo & Oscar	3:06
11	Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) Tex Williams	2:57
12	Shaving Cream Benny Bell & Paul Wynn	2:42
13	The Freckle Song Larry Vincent	2:42
14	Pico and Sepulveda Felix Figueroa	2:32

12" Vinyl 2

1	The Purple People Eater Sheb Wooley	2:16
2	Transfusion Nervous Norvus	2:26
3	Flying Saucer Buchanan & Goodman	4:20
4	The Battle of Kookamonga Homer & Jethro	2:39
5	Stranded in the Jungle The Cadets	3:06
6	The Mummy Bob McFadden & Dor	2:03
7	Russian Bandstand Spencer & Spencer	2:14
8	The Thing Phil Harris	2:20
9	Masochism Tango Tom Lehrer	2:51
10	Little Blue Riding Hood Stan Freberg	3:30
11	Sunday Driving Jerry Lewis	2:42
12	One of These Days Jackie Gleason	3:11
13	The Dinghy Song Ruth Wallis	2:50
14	Eloise Kay Thompson	2:21

12" Vinyl 3

1	Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight) Lonnie Donegan	2:34
2	Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Brian Hyland	2:24
3	Martian Hop The Ran‐Dells	2:14
4	Alley-Oop The Hollywood Argyles	2:44
5	Gitarzan Ray Stevens	3:12
6	Surfin’ Bird The Trashmen	2:23
7	Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! Allan Sherman	2:53
8	Monster Mash Bobby “Boris” Pickett	3:11
9	Mr. Custer Larry Verne	3:07
10	They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! Napoleon XIV	2:13
11	The Eggplant That Ate Chicago Dr. West’s Medicine Show & Junk Band	2:43
12	Bounce Your Boobies Rusty Warren	3:13
13	Tip-Toe Thru’ the Tulips With Me Tiny Tim	1:51
14	So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) Tom Lehrer	1:40

12" Vinyl 4

1	Short People Randy Newman	2:58
2	Junk Food Junkie Larry Groce	3:06
3	My Bologna “Weird Al” Yankovic	2:25
4	Fish Heads Barnes & Barnes	2:26
5	Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out Shel Silverstein	2:46
6	The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati Rose & The Arrangement	2:11
7	Pencil Neck Geek Freddie Blassie	3:33
8	Time Warp Rocky Horror Picture Show	3:20
9	King Tut Steve Martin	2:13
10	Earache My Eye Cheech & Chong featuring Alice Bowie	5:23
11	My Dead Dog Rover Hank, Stu, Dave & Hank	2:22
12	Dead Skunk Loudon Wainwright III	3:10
13	Dead Puppies Ogden Edsl	2:14

12" Vinyl 5

1	Eat It “Weird Al” Yankovic	3:21
2	Fast Food Stevens & Grdnic	2:26
3	The Curly Shuffle Jump ’n the Saddle Band	2:58
4	Bedrock Rap-Meet the Flintstones Bruce Springstone	3:03
5	The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun Julie Brown	4:43
6	Rock ’n’ Roll Doctor Travesty, Ltd.	3:24
7	Wet Dream Kip Addotta	5:09
8	Marvin I Love You Marvin the Paranoid Android	3:54
9	The Scotsman Bryan Bowers	2:27
10	Another One Rides the Bus “Weird Al” Yankovic	2:37
11	Take Off Bob and Doug McKenzie	4:47
12	Existential Blues Tom "T-Bone" Stankus	6:15

12" Vinyl 6

1	All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth Spike Jones	3:09
2	The Twelve Days of Christmas Allan Sherman	3:24
3	I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Gayla Peevey	2:37
4	Santa and the Satellite Dickie Goodman	3:02
5	A Christmas Carol Tom Lehrer	1:49
6	Green Christmas Stan Freberg	6:56
7	Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Elmo & Patsy	3:28
8	I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas Yogi Yorgesson	3:17
9	Nuttin’ for Christmas Stan Freberg	2:25
10	Wreck the Halls With Boughs of Holly The Three Stooges	2:31
11	I'm a Christmas Tree Wild Man Fischer duet with Dr. Demento	1:12
12	Santa Claus and His Old Lady Cheech & Chong	6:29