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Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird
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Comfort Rightswiping
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0:58 |
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OTPHJ Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job is a distant cousin of the dry hump
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1:10 |
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Calling someone average is a mean thing to say
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1:25 |
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We will stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70 on my time machine
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1:10 |
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Stocking up with sausage and cheese for the crisis is the wurst kase scenario
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1:00 |
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Chuck Norris got the virus to quarantine for 14 days
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1:00 |
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You can't spell quarantine without 'U R A Q T'
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The squirrel swim on its back to keep its nuts dry
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Santa Claus have such a big sack because he only comes once a year
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The reception at the sperm bank thanks the donors for coming
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Circumsize a redneck by kicking his sister in the jaw
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Sony made a new console during the pendemic called the Plaguestation 5
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She yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" but I was keeping the umbrella
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My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver
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Condom Cornucopia
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The Hunchback of Notre Damehas a twisted back story
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1:06 |
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The difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer is the taste
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Stoned and speaking cursive
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James Bond taking a bath is bubble O7
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