I Drink for a Reason
AlbumTracklist 389:48
CD 1
| 1 | Preface | 5:46 | |
| 2 | Intro | 0:21 | |
| 3 | Preface (Part 1) | 2:30 | |
| 4 | Preface (Part 2) | 4:40 | |
| 5 | Don't Abandon Your Baby | 6:54 | |
| 6 | But It's Good for You! | 6:46 | |
| 7 | I Think Rich People Are Boring | 4:51 | |
| 8 | Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 1) | 3:42 | |
| 9 | Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 2) | 3:15 | |
| 10 | I Ain't No This or That | 3:46 | |
| 11 | Woodstock | 5:02 | |
| 12 | Breaking Up (Part 1) | 4:43 | |
| 13 | Breaking Up (Part 2) | 4:03 | |
| 14 | A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 1) | 4:23 | |
| 15 | A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 2) | 5:48 |
CD 2
| 1 | The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1) | 4:04 | |
| 2 | The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2) | 4:29 | |
| 3 | The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3) | 6:17 | |
| 4 | YourStar.com | 3:41 | |
| 5 | Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 1) | 4:50 | |
| 6 | Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 2) | 4:30 | |
| 7 | I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 1) | 4:08 | |
| 8 | I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 2) | 3:25 | |
| 9 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1) | 4:53 | |
| 10 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2) | 2:13 | |
| 11 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3) | 4:25 | |
| 12 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4) | 4:14 | |
| 13 | A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5) | 2:11 | |
| 14 | My Memoir-To-Be | 3:24 |
CD 3
| 1 | A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1) | 4:03 | |
| 2 | A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2) | 11:19 | |
| 3 | Sitting on a Pole Trying to Win Some Money | 6:15 | |
| 4 | Didja Know? | 2:02 | |
| 5 | I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1) | 4:10 | |
| 6 | I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2) | 4:58 | |
| 7 | Heaven! (Part 1) | 3:04 | |
| 8 | Heaven! (Part 2) | 3:07 | |
| 9 | The Five People You Meet in Limbo | 3:44 | |
| 10 | Ideas for T-Shirts to Be Sold at Urban Outfitters | 2:22 | |
| 11 | In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 1) | 4:06 | |
| 12 | In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 2) | 2:34 | |
| 13 | Gay Canada (Part 1) | 4:35 | |
| 14 | Gay Canada (Part 2) | 5:58 |
CD 4
| 1 | You'll Never Guess!!! | 5:32 | |
| 2 | Sweet Mary J. | 5:20 | |
| 3 | Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1) | 4:21 | |
| 4 | Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2) | 3:19 | |
| 5 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 1) | 5:05 | |
| 6 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 2) | 5:45 | |
| 7 | Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 3) | 5:14 | |
| 8 | Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing but Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing | 5:03 | |
| 9 | Ask a Rabbi! (Part 1) | 5:05 | |
| 10 | Ask a Rabbi! (Part 2) | 4:39 | |
| 11 | Ask a Rabbi! (Part 3) | 2:24 | |
| 12 | A Short Request to Lame Friends | 2:38 | |
| 13 | Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 1) | 4:24 | |
| 14 | Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 2) | 2:10 | |
| 15 | The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 1) | 3:49 | |
| 16 | The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 2) | 2:31 | |
| 17 | The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 3) | 2:11 | |
| 18 | Top Ten Top Ten Lists List | 1:15 |
CD 5
| 1 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1) | 4:44 | |
| 2 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2) | 4:16 | |
| 3 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3) | 4:32 | |
| 4 | Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4) | 4:34 | |
| 5 | How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1) | 5:09 | |
| 6 | How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2) | 4:39 | |
| 7 | I Don't Have Children | 3:29 | |
| 8 | A Short List of Videos With Babies in Them That I Have Not Seen on the Internet but Most Likely Exist and I Would Like to See at Some Point | 1:36 | |
| 9 | Other Ways in Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology to Get Around God's Strict Laws for the Sabbath | 2:02 | |
| 10 | Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 1) | 5:17 | |
| 11 | Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 2) | 4:18 | |
| 12 | Cigar Corner | 3:51 | |
| 13 | Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1) | 3:59 | |
| 14 | Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2) | 4:32 | |
| 15 | Original Message (Part 1) | 3:14 | |
| 16 | Original Message (Part 2) | 3:16 |
CD 6
| 1 | An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 1) | 5:22 | |
| 2 | An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 2) | 5:28 | |
| 3 | An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 3) | 4:54 | |
| 4 | An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 4) | 2:02 | |
| 5 | We Have Got to Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes" | 4:54 | |
| 6 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1) | 3:35 | |
| 7 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2) | 2:21 | |
| 8 | Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3) | 0:58 | |
| 9 | For the Love of God! (Part 1) | 3:12 | |
| 10 | For the Love of God! (Part 2) | 1:58 | |
| 11 | Cigar Corner: Bonus Story! | 2:10 | |
| 12 | Cigar Corner, Part 2 | 3:55 | |
| 13 | Truck Stop (Part 1) | 3:59 | |
| 14 | Truck Stop (Part 2) | 2:01 | |
| 15 | Letter From the Future | 4:26 | |
| 16 | An Afterthought | 3:00 | |
| 17 | Acknowledgements | 3:39 | |
| 18 | Credits | 1:47 | |
| 19 | A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (instrumental) | 10:23 |