Roses and Thorns and Dead Unicorns
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Tracklist 22:58
| 1 | When God Put Teeth in Your Mouth, He Ruined a Perfectly Good Asshole | 2:21 | |
| 2 | There Isn't a Bus Short Enough for You to Throw Up In | 1:34 | |
| 3 | Fucky the Drunk Clown Only Comes Around During a Full Moon | 2:12 | |
| 4 | I'm a Pacifist, and You're Asking for It | 1:31 | |
| 5 | Sayonara Fuckos, I'll See You in Hell | 0:57 | |
| 6 | Matthew McConaughey Hates Armadillos With a Passion | 2:15 | |
| 7 | Unfortunately, the Tide Pod Hysteria Is Driven More by Politics Than Science | 1:47 | |
| 8 | Santa Jesus God Loves You No Matter What | 2:32 | |
| 9 | If You're Going to Be Two-Faced, at Least Make One of Them Pretty | 2:50 | |
| 10 | Camel Toes Aside, the Kardashians Are Photoshop Naturals | 2:03 | |
| 11 | ¿Que? 'Sadilla Supreme | 2:51 |