Tracklist 40:57
| 1 |
Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home
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2:06 |
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| 2 |
Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride
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2:36 |
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| 3 |
National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds
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2:32 |
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| 4 |
Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play
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1:38 |
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| 5 |
Three‐Year‐Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class
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1:17 |
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| 6 |
Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
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2:48 |
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| 7 |
Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes
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1:24 |
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| 8 |
Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese
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1:50 |
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| 9 |
X‐ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient
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0:50 |
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| 10 |
Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2
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1:00 |
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| 11 |
Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions
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1:35 |
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| 12 |
Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President
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3:19 |
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| 13 |
High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26
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1:31 |
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| 14 |
Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1
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1:21 |
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| 15 |
Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats
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2:26 |
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| 16 |
Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys
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1:10 |
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| 17 |
Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap
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1:59 |
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| 18 |
Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
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1:34 |
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| 19 |
Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future
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1:28 |
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| 20 |
Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards
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1:48 |
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| 21 |
Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town
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1:56 |
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| 22 |
Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred‐Dollar Bills
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2:40 |
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