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First Blood Symphony (edit) (1997)
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3:13 |
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| 2 |
Channeling All the Anger About Your Parents Divorce Into a Half-Assed Electronic Music Hobby (1997)
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1:20 |
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| 3 |
Hider in the House (1997)
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1:02 |
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| 4 |
Joe Piscopo (Gein Rock Cover) (1997)
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2:53 |
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| 5 |
Song About Murdering Girls #73 (1997)
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2:04 |
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| 6 |
But a 'g' Thang Ain't Nuthin' (1997)
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1:12 |
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| 7 |
Ballad of the Angry Drunk White Jungle M.C. Misanthrope Who Is Brocking Out in Mom's Basement, Part One (1998)
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1:39 |
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| 8 |
Ballad of the Angry Drunk White Jungle M.C. Misanthrope Who Is Brocking Out in Mom's Basement, Part Two (1998)
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1:18 |
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| 9 |
Making Shitty Music So You Can Judge People for "Not Understanding Your Art" (1998)
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1:54 |
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| 10 |
Just Because This Is a Noise Show Doesn’t Mean It Has to Have a Terrible and Hard to Read Flyer (1998)
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1:18 |
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| 11 |
You, Your DJ Career, and So Many Wasted Weeknights (1998)
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1:23 |
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| 12 |
Embarrassing Yourself by Playing Shows With Local Bands in an Attempt to Meet Girls (1999)
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1:16 |
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| 13 |
News Samples + Skipping Cds = Late 90s (1999)
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0:39 |
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| 14 |
It's All Fun and Games Until an Art School Dropout Takes Community College Art Courses (2000)
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2:30 |
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| 15 |
Letting Samples Carry the Songs (2000)
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2:09 |
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| 16 |
You Aren't Good at Social Interaction So You Try to Make People Uncomfortable and Act Like You’re Really Into Grindcore When They Try to Talk to You About Music (2000)
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2:00 |
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| 17 |
"The Old Man I Am Becoming Versus the Young Man I Was" Is the Most Pretentious Song Title Ever (2001)
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1:44 |
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| 18 |
Girls Who Like Bjork or the Pixies and Other People to Try to Avoid (2001)
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1:34 |
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| 19 |
Men Who Like Bjork or the Pixies and Other People to Try to Avoid (2002)
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3:33 |
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| 20 |
You and Your Tattoo and All the Miserable Things You’ll Go Through Together (2002)
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3:51 |
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| 21 |
Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #01 (2002)
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2:37 |
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| 22 |
Learning to Enjoy the Super Productive Time Periods When You Don't Call Me for 6 to 8 Weeks (2002)
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3:32 |
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| 23 |
Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #02 (2002)
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2:32 |
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| 24 |
Today's Instrumental Hip Hop Is Yesterday's Mannheim Steamroller (2003)
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2:47 |
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| 25 |
Wisconsin Is a Super Cool Place to Play Shows for Promoters Who Are Always Very Up Front and Professional With Great Audiences Who Are STD Free (2003)
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3:11 |
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| 26 |
Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper (2003)
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2:05 |
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| 27 |
I'm So Bored With Your White Dick and Other Unpopular Song Titles (2003)
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0:34 |
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| 28 |
Song About Every Single Girl I Have Ever Met (2004)
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3:27 |
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| 29 |
The CVS Across From Fritz's Corner (2004)
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2:52 |
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| 30 |
Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #03 (2004)
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4:20 |
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| 31 |
Your Hobby Is Flying Kites Because You Like to Look Totally Ridiculous in Front of Strangers but Aren't Into Getting Drunk at Bars (2004)
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2:57 |
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| 32 |
Making Songs About Financial Responsibility When You Have No Financial Responsibility (2004)
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3:02 |
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| 33 |
You Use the Black and White Setting on Your Digital Camera Because You Think You're an Artist but Really You're a Fucking Joke (2005)
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3:57 |
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| 34 |
Please Don’t Say "In a Perfect World" During Our Business Meeting (2005)
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3:02 |
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| 35 |
You're Not a DJ You’re Just a Guy With 2 Ipods, a Hoodie, a Gold Chain Necklace, Some A Cappella Mp3s and Terrible Taste in Music (2006)
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1:52 |
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| 36 |
Just Because It's the Largest Metropolin Area Nearest the Suburb You Reside in Doesn't Mean That's Where You're From (2006)
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3:06 |
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| 37 |
Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part One (2006)
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1:19 |
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| 38 |
Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Two (2006)
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0:59 |
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| 39 |
Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Three (2006)
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1:15 |
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| 40 |
Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Four (2006)
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2:01 |
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| 41 |
Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Five (2006)
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0:46 |
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| 42 |
Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Six (2006)
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1:25 |
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| 43 |
Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Seven (2006)
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1:22 |
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| 44 |
Dear Christian Girl Part Two Original Demo (2007)
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3:00 |
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| 45 |
Pride, Passion and People Yelling at You Wanting to Hurt Your Feelings (2008)
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1:34 |
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| 46 |
Dear Dildo Please Stop Using the Word Epic (2009)
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1:08 |
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| 47 |
Kiss Me Deadly (2009)
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4:17 |
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| 48 |
Deleting Your Social Networking Profile So You Can Mock People Who Notice Even Though You Did It to Get Attention (2009)
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0:48 |
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| 49 |
Milo Moves to Portland and Enters the Dating Scene (2009)
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1:22 |
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| 50 |
Schank Beats (2010)
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1:20 |
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| 51 |
You Have Speakers by Your Bed Because You Have the Shitty Priorities and Think You Get a Lot of Pussy and That Girls Want to Listen to Music After They Have Sex With You (2010)
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1:14 |
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| 52 |
A Musicians Guide to Outgrowing and Alienating What's Left of Your Fanbase (2010)
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1:12 |
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| 53 |
A Music Fans Guide to Outgrowing and Abandoning What's Left of Your Favorite Musician Or: How to Have Kids and Gain Weight (2011)
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3:23 |
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