Monty Python’s Total Rubbish – The Complete Collection

Tracklist 583:20

CD 1

1	Flying Sheep	2:51
2	A Man With Three Buttocks	2:01
3	Crunchy Frog	3:27
4	Nudge Nudge Wink Wink	1:42
5	The Mouse Problem	3:14
6	Buying a Bed	3:55
7	Interesting People	3:18
8	Barber Shop Sketch	1:42
9	Lumberjack Song	2:20
10	Interview	3:16
11	Arthur Two Sheds	2:52
12	Children’s Stories	1:13
13	Visitors	3:48
14	Albatross	0:55
15	Mr. Hilter	4:01
16	The North Minehead By-Election	1:51
17	Me, Doctor	0:58
18	Dead Parrot Sketch	4:22
19	Self Defence	6:04

CD 2

1	Introduction, Part 1	0:42
2	Introduction (Apology) / Trondheim Hammer Dance / Liberty Bell	2:13
3	Spanish Inquisition, Part 1	5:58
4	Gumby Theatre	2:30
5	Contradiction	0:35
6	Abattoire	2:43
7	Spanish Inquisition, Part 2	1:31
8	Ethel the Frog	9:43
9	Mary Queen of Scots	5:04
10	Spanish Inquisition (Ending)	1:29
11	Sound Quiz	1:29
12	Be a Great Actor	2:58
13	Neville Shunt	1:23
14	Festival Hall Emille	4:06
15	Spam Sketch	1:02
16	Spam Song	1:21
17	Camp Judges	1:26
18	Stake Your Claim	1:46
19	Lifeboat	3:14
20	Camp Judges, Part 2	0:25
21	Undertaker	1:40
22	Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	0:31
23	Treadmill Lager / Dawn of Time Music	2:23
24	Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard) / Harp Gliss	1:27
25	Court Room Sketch	3:28
26	Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)	1:19

CD 3

1	Introduction	0:07
2	Are You Embarrasssed Easily?	2:25
3	A Book at Bedtime	0:31
4	England 1747 Denis Moore	0:52
5	Money Program	1:04
6	Money Song	0:51
7	Denis Moore, Part 2	0:51
8	Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	0:18
9	Australian Table Wine	1:26
10	Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 2	0:18
11	Argument	3:37
12	How to Do It	1:05
13	Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 3	0:04
14	Pepperpots	1:00
15	Personal Freedom	0:16
16	Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 4	0:18
17	Eric the Half a Bee Sketch	2:50
18	Eric the Half a Bee	2:06
19	What Do You Do Quiz	1:27
20	Travel Agent	3:46
21	Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister	0:05
22	Silly Noises	1:21
23	An Elk Sketch	2:47
24	Yangtse Kiang Sketch	1:28
25	Yangtse Kiang Song	1:17
26	Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister, Part 2	0:11
27	A Minute Past	1:09
28	1972 Eclipse of the Sun	2:01
29	Alistair Cook Attacked by a Duck	0:22
30	Wonderful World of Sound	2:05
31	Certified Stiff	0:19
32	Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister, Part 3	0:08
33	Happy Valley	6:42
34	Baxter’s	0:31
35	Meteorology	2:03
36	Blood, Devastation, War & Horror / Intro & Outro	1:06
37	The Great Debate	0:47
38	Mortuary Visit	1:47
39	Flying Fox of the Yard	1:10
40	Is There / Intro & Outro	0:54
41	Teach Yourself Heath	5:39
42	The Book Ad	0:58
43	Big Red Bowl	1:00
44	Pepperpots, Part 2	0:20
45	Pellagra	0:51

CD 4

1	Election Forum	0:44
2	Dead Bishops / Rats	2:22
3	Elephantoplasty	1:56
4	Novel Writing	2:33
5	Word Association	1:16
6	Bruce’s Sketch	2:09
7	Bruce’s Song	0:52
8	Ralph Mellish	2:33
9	Doctor Quote	1:28
10	Cheese Emporium	4:04
11	Wasp / Tiger Club	1:19
12	Raspberry	0:11
13	Great Actors	2:23
14	Background to History	3:52
15	Record Shop	0:24
16	First World War	4:37
17	Mrs Niggerbaiter	1:04
18	Oscar Wilde	3:22
19	Pet Shop	1:22
20	Phone In	2:37
21	Psychopath	1:54
22	TelePrompter Football Results	3:11
23	Radio Tuning Radio 4 - Announcer Graham Chapman / Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones	0:30
24	Radio Shop	6:05

CD 5

1	Introduction	0:53
2	Llamas (including ‘Granada’)	1:46
3	Gumby Flower Arranging	1:07
4	Terry Jones Link	0:22
5	Sercret Service	4:53
6	Wrestling	2:03
7	Communist Quiz (including ‘World in Action’)	3:32
8	Idiot Song	2:55
9	Albatross	1:45
10	Nudge Nudge	2:25
11	Silly Noises	0:24
12	Cocktail Bar	4:46
13	Travel Agent	4:59
14	Spot the Brain Cell	4:22
15	Bruce’s Song	1:08
16	Argument Song	2:56
17	Four Yorkshiremen	3:19
18	Election Special (medley): Prestige Theme / We’ll Keep a Welcome / Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head / Don’t Sleep in the Subway / Climb Ev’ry Mountain (The Sound of Music) / Election Special	6:44
19	Lumberjack Song	2:37
20	Theme Song ‘Liberty Bell’	1:02
21	Parrot Sketch	5:44
22	Theme Song ‘Liberty Bell’, Part 2	1:34
23	UK Tour Interview Promo	16:04

CD 6

1	Introduction / Jeunesse	1:07
2	Introduction, part 2 / Honours List	4:02
3	Arrival at Castle / Big Country / Homeward Bound	2:42
4	Constitutional Peasants / God Choir	2:57
5	Witch Burning	2:47
6	Logician	2:53
7	Camelot / Fanfare	0:27
8	Camelot Song	1:07
9	Arthur and God	1:09
10	Classic (Silbury Hill)	0:49
11	French Castle	3:05
12	Announcement / Jeunesse	0:28
13	Apology / Jeunesse	0:18
14	Story So Far / Sunrise Music	0:21
15	Brave Sir Robin / Fanfare / Magic Finger / Sir Robin’s Song	3:45
16	The Knights Who Say “Ni” / In the Shadows (No 3) / Desperate Moment / Knights of Ni / Homeward Bound	2:30
17	Classic (Silbury Hill), part 2 / Circle of Danger	0:33
18	Marilyn Monroe	2:10
19	Sir Lancelot & Swamp / Love Theme	4:08
20	Tim the Enchanter / Magenta / Starlet in the Sunlight	0:38
21	Drama Critic	2:43
22	Hand Grenade of Antioch / Monks Chant / God Choir	2:41
23	Announcement, part 2 / Jeunesse	0:54
24	End of Quest / The Promised Land	2:46
25	Arthur’s Song	2:30
26	Documentary Terry Jones and Michael Palin	5:47
27	Run Away Song	2:27

CD 7

1	Introduction	0:45
2	Brian Song	0:19
3	The Wise Men at the Manger	1:29
4	Brian Song, Part 2	2:32
5	Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	1:58
6	Stone Salesman	0:18
7	Stoning	2:00
8	Ex-Leper	1:13
9	You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	1:21
10	Link to Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)	1:59
11	Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)	3:43
12	Romans Go Home	1:42
13	What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	1:39
14	Ben	1:27
15	Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	2:45
16	Prophets	1:12
17	Beard Salesman	2:08
18	Brian’s Prophecy	1:45
19	The Hermit	1:00
20	He’s Not the Messiah	3:17
21	He’s a Very Naughty Boy	4:06
22	Pilate Sentences Brian	0:59
23	Nisus Wettus	0:24
24	Pilate with the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	2:14
25	Nisus Wettus with the Gaolers	1:48
26	Release Brian	1:01
27	Not So Bad Once You’re Up	0:22
28	Revs Salute Brian	1:10
29	Cheeky is Released	0:47
30	Mandy to Her Son	0:34
31	Look on the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly)	3:58
32	Otto Sketch	3:40
33	Otto Song	1:45
34	Otto Song Demo	1:05
35	Brian Song (alternate version)	3:04
36	Radio Ad – Record Shop	0:32
37	Radio Ad – Twice as Good	0:32

CD 8

1	Sit on my Face	0:45
2	Announcement	0:21
3	Henry Kissinger	0:49
4	String	2:20
5	Never Be Rude to an Arab	1:00
6	I Like Chinese	3:11
7	The Bishop	2:39
8	Medical Love Song	2:35
9	Finland	2:18
10	I’m So Worried	3:19
11	I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song on the Radio	0:55
12	Martydom of St Victor	1:42
13	Here Comes Another One	1:59
14	Bookshop	4:24
15	Do What John	0:34
16	Rock Notes	2:05
17	Muddy Knees	2:17
18	Crocodile	2:35
19	Decomposing Composers	2:44
20	Bells	2:23
21	Traffic Lights	1:56
22	All Things Dull and Ugly	1:29
23	A Scottish Farewell	0:25
24	Contractual Obligation: Terry Jones and Graham Chapman Promotional Interview	15:42
25	Radio Ad Obligation Promo / Fanfare	0:32
26	Medical Love Song (alternate demo version)	3:50
27	I’m So Worried (demo version)	2:56

CD 9

1	Intro (The Meaning of Life)	0:19
2	Fish (Morning)	0:29
3	The Meaning of Life	2:12
4	(Part One) The Miracle of Birth	3:27
5	MP Link	0:34
6	(Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire)	1:27
7	Every Sperm Is Sacred	5:01
8	Bloody Catholics	2:38
9	Link (Martin Luther)	0:19
10	(Part Three) Growth and Learning	4:39
11	(Part Four) Fighting Each Other	4:10
12	Terry Gilliam Introduction	0:26
13	Accountancy Shanty	8:27
14	(Part Five) Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	5:59
15	(Part Six) The Autumn Years (Not the Noel Coward Song)	4:35
16	(Part Seven) Death (Christmas in Heaven)	7:12
17	MP Link (Dedication to Fish)	1:19
18	Intro Title Song Demo Meaning of Life (piano version)	2:37
19	Alternate Intro Title Song Meaning of Life (band version)	3:35
20	Fat Song (deleted intro to Mr Creosote Sketch)	0:29
21	Alternate Christmas in Heaven Song	5:30
22	Radio Ad: Philisophers Corner	0:42
23	Radio Ad: Officer	0:40
24	Radio Ad: German Translation	0:32
25	Greasy Hair	0:41
26	Dino Viccotti	1:00
27	Stretch the Script	0:32
28	Grand Prix	0:31
29	Hard of Thinking	0:50

7" Vinyl 10

1	D.P. Gumby Presents “Election ‘74”	7:19
2	The Lumberjack Song	6:32