The Dreaded P.D.Q. Bach Collection

Tracklist 260:49

CD 1

1	In the Vanguard Vault, Part 1 Peter Schickele	2:23
2	Introduction Peter Schickele	3:23
3	Concerto for Horn and Hardart, S. 27: Allegro	4:55
4	Concerto for Horn and Hardart, S. 27: Tema con variazione	5:01
5	Concerto for Horn and Hardart, S. 27: Menuetto con panna e zucchero	2:25
6	Introduction Peter Schickele	1:10
7	Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Aria	2:05
8	Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Recitative	1:41
9	Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Ground	2:57
10	Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Recitative	1:04
11	Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Aria	1:22
12	Introduction Peter Schickele	1:11
13	Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Allegro Peter Schickele	2:34
14	Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Adagio Peter Schickele	2:39
15	Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Allegro Peter Schickele	3:35
16	Introduction Peter Schickele	6:38
17	Sinfonia Concertante, S. 98.6: Sehr unruhig mit schmalz	2:33
18	Sinfonia Concertante, S. 98.6: Andante senza moto	3:29
19	Sinfonia Concertante, S. 98.6: Presto nicht schleppend	2:15
20	Introduction Peter Schickele	4:55
21	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Chorus: “Tarragon of virtue is full”	2:19
22	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Recitative: “And there were in the same country”	0:56
23	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Duet: “Bide thy thyme”	2:15
24	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Fugue for Orchestra	1:08
25	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Recitative: “Then asked he”	1:53
26	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Chorale: “By the leeks of Babylon / There we sat down, yea, we wept”	2:00
27	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Recitative: “Then she gave in”	0:29
28	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Aria: “Open sesame seeds”	2:02
29	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Recitative: “So saying”	1:00
30	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Duet: “Summer is a cumin seed”	1:42
31	Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. ½ tsp.: Chorus with Soloists: “To curry favor, favor curry”	2:52

CD 2

1	Introduction Peter Schickele	2:05
2	“Unbegun” Symphony: Ⅲ. Minuet Peter Schickele	3:26
3	“Unbegun” Symphony: Ⅳ. Andante – Allegro Peter Schickele	5:15
4	Introduction Peter Schickele	2:39
5	Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Allegro moulto	0:44
6	Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Romanze Ⅱ (Adagio sereno)	1:22
7	Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Minaret and Trio	2:39
8	Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Romanze Ⅰ (Chi largo)	2:00
9	Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Presto changio	2:55
10	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Signature Theme / Intro Peter Schickele	1:34
11	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Echo Sonata for Two Unfriendly Groups of Instruments / Tag P.D.Q. Bach / Peter Schickele	3:26
12	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Station Break Peter Schickele	0:17
13	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Commercial: “Do You Suffer?” Peter Schickele	2:53
14	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Intro Peter Schickele	0:52
15	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: New Horizons in Music Appreciation: Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony Peter Schickele with Robert Dennis	7:56
16	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Time / Weather / News Peter Schickele	3:04
17	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Intro Peter Schickele	0:42
18	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Traumarei for Unaccompanied Piano	3:27
19	Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Station Break / Tag / Signature Theme Peter Schickele	0:55
20	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Signature Theme / Intro Peter Schickele	1:10
21	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E‐flat major: Larghissimo – Allegro boffo	2:40
22	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E‐flat major: Menuetto con brio ma senza trio	1:18
23	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E‐flat major: Adagio saccharino	0:52
24	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E‐flat major: Yehudi Menuetto	1:46
25	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E‐flat major: Presto hey nonny nonnio	1:09
26	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Tag / Station Break Peter Schickele	0:26
27	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: What’s My Melodic Line? Peter Schickele	5:09
28	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Time / News / Intro Peter Schickele	2:56
29	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Fugue in C minor (from the Toot Suite for Calliope Four Hands)	2:46
30	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Tag / Station Break Peter Schickele	0:33
31	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: What’s Happening in Home Economics (Beethoven’s Revenge) Peter Schickele	0:48
32	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Commercial: “If You Have Never” Peter Schickele	1:06
33	Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Sign‐Off / Signature Theme Peter Schickele	1:57

CD 3

1	Introduction Will Jordan	1:15
2	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Overture	1:41
3	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Aria: “Let’s face it — I’m lost”	2:20
4	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Recitative: “Boy!”	1:15
5	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Aria: “Now is the season”	3:30
6	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Recitative: “Gesundheit!”	2:34
7	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Duet: “Woe”	2:25
8	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Recitative: “Hark!”	1:28
9	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Aria: “Look at me”	3:35
10	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Recitative: “That’s the end”	2:17
11	The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Trio: “I’m sure I’d be”	2:33
12	Intermission Feature: Opera Whiz Peter Schickele	4:24
13	Plot Synopsis Will Jordan	4:00
14	The Stoned Guest, Part 2: Recitative: “I hate to interrupt”	2:46
15	The Stoned Guest, Part 2: Quartet: “Don Octave”	3:47
16	The Stoned Guest, Part 2: Finale: “O saviour”	1:00
17	Announcement Will Jordan	0:50
18	Two Madrigals from The Triumphs of Thusnelda: “The queen to me a royal pain doth give”	3:20
19	Two Madrigals from The Triumphs of Thusnelda: “My bonnie lass she smelleth”	2:35
20	Final Announcement Will Jordan	0:27

CD 4

1	Introduction Peter Schickele	3:27
2	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Overture	1:25
3	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “I am a quaint old innkeeper”	1:28
4	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “Like a lonely pilgrim”	1:55
5	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “My name is Hansel Hunter”	1:20
6	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “I’m the village idiot”	0:30
7	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “Et expecto”	2:33
8	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “There’s something about a monk”	2:09
9	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Duet: “Do you love me?”	1:31
10	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Interlude: Medical examination	0:34
11	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “I hope you’ll take this friendly advice”	1:21
12	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “Teddy Nice is my name”	0:48
13	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Duet: “Jump not to conclusions”	1:20
14	Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Finale: “Just tell me what your name is”	4:08
15	The O.K. Chorale from the Toot Suite for calliope four hands, S. 212°	3:16
16	Introduction Peter Schickele	5:00
17	“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Theme: Windbreaker	0:47
18	“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅰ: Balloons	0:39
19	“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅱ: Slide Whistle	1:13
20	“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅲ: Slide Windbreaker	0:25
21	“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅳ: Lasso D’Amore	1:57
22	“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅴ: Foghorn, Bell, Kazoo, Gargle	0:57
23	Introduction Peter Schickele	1:00
24	The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Loving is as easy	0:58
25	The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Please, kind sir	1:42
26	The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Jane, my Jane	2:38
27	The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Golly golly oh	1:29
28	The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Nelly is a nice girl	1:52
29	The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Encore (Nelly is a nice girl)	1:30
30	In the Vanguard Vault, Part 2 Peter Schickele	4:08
31	The “Sanka” Cantata	7:03
32	In the Vanguard Vault, Part 3 Peter Schickele	1:12