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My Grandpa was 65 he runs a mile to stay fit, he's 70 now and has no idea where he is
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3:39 |
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| 2 |
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
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2:34 |
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| 3 |
Chickens sit on eggs because they don't have chairs
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1:59 |
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| 4 |
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo
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2:12 |
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| 5 |
6 is afraid of 7 because 7 is a registered 6 offender
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2:38 |
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| 6 |
A family walks into a hotel and requests the porn to be disabled, clerk says It's just regular porn you sick fuck
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3:33 |
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| 7 |
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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3:12 |
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| 8 |
Lord told John if he comes forth he will receive eternal life, John came fifth and received a toaster
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4:21 |
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| 9 |
If you are ever cold just stand in the corner, they are usually 90 degrees
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2:31 |
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| 10 |
Bought some shoes from my drug dealer, don't know what he laced them with I've been tripping all day
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3:01 |
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| 11 |
The best nation in the world is donation
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2:53 |
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| 12 |
I threw a boomerang a few years ago and I now live in constant fear
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3:20 |
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