Albums + EPs

• The Most Australian Band Ever! - The Secret Origin of the Hard-Ons 2025-12-05
• There Was a Time: Singles / EPs 1984-1999 2025-11-07
• I Like You a Lot Getting Older 2024-10-04
• Ripper ’23 2023-06-02
• I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken 2021-10-05
• So I Could Have Them Destroyed 2019-09-01
• Too Far Gone 2015
• Peel Me Like A Egg 2014
• Yummy 2014
• Shit-Pants-Shit-Pants / Japanese Vacation 2011
• Shit-Pants-Shit-Pants 2011
• Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform or Die 2010
• Suck and Swallow: 25 Years 25 Songs 2009
• Most People Are Nicer Than Us 2008
• Most People Are a Waste of Time 2006-04-10
• Very Exciting! 2003-03-17
• This Terrible Place... 2000-11-20
• The Best Of..... / Rarities 1999
• The Best of the... Hard-Ons! 1999
• Yesterday & Today 1999
• Your Choice Live Series 026 1995
• A Decade of Rock 1994-11
• Smell My Finger and Others Bits / Hot for Your Love, Baby 1994
• Singles! 1994
• Rarities 1994
• Too Far Gone 1993
• Dateless Dudes' Club 1992
• Where the Wild Things Are... 1992
• Dull 1991
• Yummy! 1990-12
• Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts 1989
• No Cheese! The High-Way To Hell Tour Souvenir 1989
• Dickcheese 1988
• Hot for Your Love, Baby 1987
• Smell My Finger 1986

Singles

• You Won't Shut Up 2025-05-22
• Miserable 2023-12-07
• Needles And Pins (Sic) 2022-08-04
• Circle Up Above / Ambition 2014-09-08
• American Exports 2009-04
• Promo 2003 2003-04-28
• Split...! 2003-02-13
• Crazy, Crazy Eyes 1993
• She's a Dish 1992
• Let There Be Rock 1991-06-10
• Where Did She Come From? / Get Out of My House 1990-10
• All Set to Go 1987-04